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which song do you think is a good song to have sex to
Anonymous

♫ Da da da da da da elderly prostitute, da da da da da da elderly prostitute 

or

♫ I’m good at sex, you’re bad at sex. I’m good at sex, you’re bad at sex. I’m good at sex, you’re bad at sex. I’m good at sex, you’re bad at sex. ♫

Both songs brought to you by health inspector Tommy Jaronda.

How soon are you going to be 21? :)
Anonymous

this upcoming December!

Do you think Zeke has a secret crush on Tina?
Anonymous

I think Zeke has a secret crush on Jimmy Jr.

Tina+Jimmy Jr. or Tina+Josh?
Anonymous

I think Josh is sweeter, but I prefer Jimmy’s personality. Plus, he’s got great jokes (watch Two For Tina).

(Source: burgertv)

are you gay or straight?
Anonymous

I am a straight señor

Who would you rather marry: Mr. Fishodor, Bob, Gene, Jimmy Jr., the twins, or Felix

Mr. Fischoeder. He’s rich.

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pizza:

oknope:

burgertv:

If you wanna make some easy money read this!

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What is the most random thing I can text my crush
Anonymous

Tell him you accidentally swallowed a whole cactus